Riddle's Bedtime Story
by Tom Dedering

Once upon a time, there was a teeeeny tiny baby dog named Riddle.
And she was such a teeny tiny baby dog that Mom and Dad said, "She looks just like a little mouse" !!
And then we said "She looks like that chalupa dog on TV", so we said "Drop the chalupa"!!
(She likes to sit up next to you and have you gently rub her chest during the story.)

She also likes to hear her song (it just gets worse and worse).
We sing "Hey RIDDLE Diddle the cat and the fiddle, etc. etc."